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Articles from 2010:


Articles from 2009:
January
01/02 - Nullset Talked About, Forgotten About


Articles from 2008:


Articles from 2007:


Articles from 2006:
September
09/05 - Dearest Spammers...
March
03/18 - Nullset Staff Admins Finish Worst Movie Ever - 10 Comment(s)
January
01/26 - AppLogic Software, LLC - Initial Logos Done! - 12 Comment(s)
01/26 - Nullset Staff Writers Unwilling To Recommit to Website Relationship - 10 Comment(s)


Articles from 2005:
September
09/26 - 'Name the Business' Contest Announced - 26 Comment(s)
09/08 - Things I Will Not Miss When Leaving England - 15 Comment(s)
August
08/30 - Hurricanes Hate Mike - 14 Comment(s)
July
07/06 - Fourth of July Invades England - 5 Comment(s)
June
06/20 - Mike Malburg Hangs It Up - 12 Comment(s)
06/06 - Jordan Goes To Yet Another Place That Doesn't Exist - 8 Comment(s)
March
03/24 - Thenullset.com Finally Gets Decent Hosting Provider - 11 Comment(s)
03/08 - Inbox Overrun With Bebo Emails - 4 Comment(s)
February
02/23 - Nullset Experiences Annual Crap-Out - 9 Comment(s)
02/11 - The Nullset Presents: Where Are They Now, And Do We Really Care? - 33 Comment(s)
02/07 - Super Bowl XXXIX: Who Won? I wasn’t really paying attention. - 12 Comment(s)
January
01/31 - Moral Dilemma - 21 Comment(s)
01/26 - Huge Nerd Falls Asleep, Wakes Up In Pile Of Items Purchased Online - 12 Comment(s)
01/20 - Online Conversation with Mike Actually a Computer Subroutine - 9 Comment(s)
01/16 - Annoyed As Heck, Probably Going To Take It For A While Yet - 2 Comment(s)
01/06 - Time Purposely Wasted At Kevin's Apartment - 4 Comment(s)


Articles from 2004:
December
12/14 - Jordan Racey Attempts To Prevent Endless Torrent of Identical Questions - 16 Comment(s)
12/06 - Hold Music More Interesting Than Dell Technician - 13 Comment(s)
November
11/12 - Chad Gets Married - Brotherhood Mourns Loss - 34 Comment(s)
11/05 - Tales of a Ninja-Death Kitten: What She's Really Thinkin' - 24 Comment(s)
11/03 - Ignorant People Make Fun of Authentic Halloween Costumes - 13 Comment(s)
October
10/31 - Jordan Racey Posts Irrelevant List About England - 18 Comment(s)
10/26 - First Contact with Erika Nelson After Several Months - 12 Comment(s)
10/20 - 'She Will Be Loved' Rated the Most Overplayed Song Ever - 14 Comment(s)
10/12 - Rumors Of Nullset UK/European Bureau Unsubstantiated - 12 Comment(s)
10/04 - Mike Turns Into City Of Heroes-Playing Dork, Ignores Everyone - 14 Comment(s)
September
09/20 - The Nullset's Greatest Hits - 23 Comment(s)
09/16 - Braving The Storm: Hurricane Ivan - 9 Comment(s)
09/14 - Everything I Ever Needed To Know, I Learned from RPGs - 5 Comment(s)
09/11 - Michigan Deer Hunting Laws Changed - 17 Comment(s)
09/02 - Nullset Webmaster Adopts Kitten, Possible Ninja - 16 Comment(s)
August
08/30 - Forced to Use Yahoo Messenger - 17 Comment(s)
08/19 - Across the Border in 2.5 Days - The Incredible Voyage of Chad Schultz - 8 Comment(s)
08/18 - Technology Informs Computer Technician of Own Birthday - 8 Comment(s)
08/10 - I Installed AOL. Somebody Please Shoot Me. - 8 Comment(s)
08/08 - Movie Review: The Last Samurai - 2 Comment(s)
July
07/29 - Men Are From Mars, Women's Soap Is From Switzerland - 7 Comment(s)
07/28 - Gulf Shores Area Programmer Narrowly Escapes Harmful Rays Of The Sun - 4 Comment(s)
07/19 - Why 13 Year-Old Kids Should Not Be Allowed On BattleNet - 9 Comment(s)
07/07 - Homestar Runner Rejected out of Hand by Missions Trip Senior Leadership - 5 Comment(s)
June
06/09 - THENULLSET.COM Slogan Contest! - 17 Comment(s)
06/05 - Daydream is More Exciting than Reality - 2 Comment(s)
May
05/31 - Not-At-All-Late Results in from Choose Someone Else's Adventure, Part III - 5 Comment(s)
05/20 - Old 'Vision 2000' Sign Continues to Pointlessly Exist - 8 Comment(s)
05/13 - I'm Lonely! - 12 Comment(s)
05/04 - Mike Malburg Denies Trying to Deport Staff Writer to England - 5 Comment(s)
05/02 - The Bachelor Life Revealed: It`s Harder Than It Looks - 13 Comment(s)
April
04/21 - Choose Someone Else's Adventure: Part III - 12 Comment(s)
04/18 - LAN Parties Much More Fun Without Mike Malburg - 10 Comment(s)
04/16 - ‘Roses’ by Outkast Most Retarded Song Ever - 25 Comment(s)
04/14 - Results From Choose Someone Else's Adventure, Part II - 3 Comment(s)
04/09 - Kevin and Jordan Go To Chicago, Kevin Actually Likes It (Sort Of) - 17 Comment(s)
04/05 - Daylight Saving-Time Steals One Hour From Weekend - 12 Comment(s)
04/03 - Choose Someone Else's Adventure: Part II - 16 Comment(s)
March
03/30 - Results In From Choose Someone Else's Adventure, Part I - 5 Comment(s)
03/29 - Thenullset.com T-Shirts Available Soon! - 29 Comment(s)
03/23 - Nullset.com Presents: Choose Someone Else's Adventure, Part I - 23 Comment(s)
03/18 - Chad Schultz Makes Announcement - Masses Skeptical, Mocking - 19 Comment(s)
03/17 - Coworkers Purposefully Don't Wear Green For St. Patty`s - 12 Comment(s)
03/12 - Standing in an Internet Kiosk - 13 Comment(s)
03/11 - No One Posts Anything For 'Like A Week,' Nullset.com Actually Grows Crusty With Disuse - 10 Comment(s)
03/08 - Website Update: `Hot Topics` Added - 11 Comment(s)
03/04 - Nullset.com Becomes First Known Earth Website to Make First Contact - 4 Comment(s)
03/03 - Gulf Shores Resident Contracts Electronically Transmitted Disease - 32 Comment(s)
03/02 - Loyal Readers Outraged by Nullset News Inaccuracies - 4 Comment(s)
February
02/26 - Star Trek: Voyager Season One DVD Release Flatfoots Wal*Mart, Best Buy - 26 Comment(s)
02/25 - Food, Water Consumption Linked To Human Death - 11 Comment(s)
02/25 - Proposed New Website Features Met With Skepticism - 18 Comment(s)
02/24 - Stuff We Never, Ever Did Part I: The Day Our Spleens Were Invaded By Soul-Sucking Mechanoid Zombie-Slugs of Xychquoghm 9 (And Therefore Hindering Coherent Thought) - 13 Comment(s)
02/22 - Nullset.com Craps Out For A Day Or So - 13 Comment(s)
02/18 - Mighty Oath of Vengeance Sworn Against Ludington Wal*Mart - 8 Comment(s)
02/18 - Sarah Hutchison Joins the 'No Longer Objects of Kevin’s Affection' List - 15 Comment(s)
02/10 - Up On the Roof - 15 Comment(s)
02/10 - Enough with the Snow Already - 5 Comment(s)
02/10 - Famous Critical Posts by Wade Schultz - 12 Comment(s)
02/06 - Nullset.com Review: Super Bowl XXXVIII (When Roman Numerals Attack) - 3 Comment(s)
02/05 - Cheap Alternative To Overclocking - 8 Comment(s)
02/01 - Nullset.com Admin Hires Caveman as Assistant Editor - 7 Comment(s)
January
01/28 - Fast Food Giants Hold Emergency Summit Regarding MMNAFAHIN Project - 4 Comment(s)
01/27 - Resurrection of MMNAFAHIN Project - 8 Comment(s)
01/27 - Is this what I have to look forward to in life? - 7 Comment(s)
01/26 - Mike vs. The Annoying Beeping Box - 12 Comment(s)
01/26 - Mikemalburg.com Continues to Pointlessly Exist - 13 Comment(s)
01/26 - Wal*Mart Survival Tips - 11 Comment(s)
01/25 - An Interview with a 'Defender of Freedom' - 8 Comment(s)
01/24 - Why Do I Waste My Time Like This? - 7 Comment(s)
01/23 - Mike Finishes News Article Control Panel - 9 Comment(s)
01/21 - 2003: A Year In Review…Probably - 19 Comment(s)
01/20 - Entire Year of 2003 Did Not Occur - 8 Comment(s)
01/19 - Website Sort of Back Up - 19 Comment(s)


Articles from 2003:
(The "Year That Was Not", see 2003: A Year In Review... Probably)


Articles from 2002:
October
10/16 - Recent Dearth of Entertaining Articles on Mikemalburg.com Continues
10/10 - Mike Continues Diet in the Face of Certain Temptation - 3 Comment(s)
10/08 - Office soda machine amazingly full! - 4 Comment(s)
10/06 - Tales From The Pocket Universe: Disappearing Acts - 8 Comment(s)
10/02 - Capture of Mike Malburg by Taco Bell, Mountain Dew Determined to Be Rumors - 1 Comment(s)
September
09/27 - Hey, It Could Happen (An Epic of Good versus Fat) - 9 Comment(s)
09/25 - This Can't Be Normal - Oral Fixation With Styrofoam Cups - 14 Comment(s)
09/24 - The "Make-Mike-Not-As-Fat-As-He-Is-Now" Project - 2 Comment(s)
09/18 - Living My Life Vicariously Through Neoproductions.net Comic Strip - 9 Comment(s)
09/18 - Reasons I Should Be Finishing My Spanish Homework Right Now - 16 Comment(s)
09/15 - In Rememberance: Mike Malburg Sr.
09/15 - Website Update: Added Kevin's Infernal "By-Lines" - 5 Comment(s)
09/12 - Erika Nelson No Longer Object of Kevin's Affection - 20 Comment(s)
09/12 - Kevin Gerhart Hijacks Mikemalburg.com For Useless (and Uninformative) Personal Updates and Ego Inflation - 9 Comment(s)
09/12 - Mike and Jim discover the truth about logging into windows - 3 Comment(s)
09/11 - Yes, Most of These Empty Dew Cans Are Mine - 3 Comment(s)
09/07 - Mwuhahaha!! I Have a New Car!!! - 12 Comment(s)
09/04 - Mike Malburg admits to co-worker he is addicted to 'Dew' - 6 Comment(s)
August
08/30 - You Know Its Time To Sleep When... - 4 Comment(s)
08/30 - 'Couldn't Find Mike Today' Article Now A 'Thing of the Past' - 1 Comment(s)
08/30 - Decided My Website Looks Like Crap - 11 Comment(s)
08/29 - Total Geek Alert: SQL Server 2000 Possessed By Demons - 7 Comment(s)
08/29 - MikeMalburg.com adds New Administrator - 1 Comment(s)
08/29 - MikeMalburg.com Sued For Slander, Outraged Administrators Track Down and Slay Perpetrator - 2 Comment(s)
08/26 - Kevin Gets Caller ID - 14 Comment(s)
08/25 - There's No Way I Drank That Much Mountain Dew!! - 2 Comment(s)
08/25 - No Contact with Mike for Fourteen Days - 1 Comment(s)
08/19 - Couldn't Find Mike Today - 11 Comment(s)
08/19 - Can't Find Mike's Attention Span with a Microscope - 2 Comment(s)
08/15 - 3 Pieces of Non-Horked Software and Counting... - 4 Comment(s)
08/02 - Arrrrrrrrgh!! Not on Google Anymore!!! - 4 Comment(s)
July
07/23 - Where Fort Shall We Go Play, In This Forsaken Land? - 14 Comment(s)
07/11 - New Palm Pilot 2X Faster Than My Computer - 4 Comment(s)
07/08 - MSN Messenger Screen Names - 10 Comment(s)
07/05 - Website Update: To Satisfy The Masses - 3 Comment(s)
June
06/28 - Fifteen Handicapped Parking Spaces in Front of Best Buy - 2 Comment(s)
06/14 - For The Love Of All That Is Good And Holy - 5 Comment(s)
06/11 - !!New Feature!! - Post Comments To Articles - 3 Comment(s)
06/06 - Adventures In Stupidity: Mike Drops His Car Keys - 11 Comment(s)
May
05/29 - Do Not Read This Article - 1 Comment(s)
05/21 - Stupid John Grabs Last Friggin' Mountain Dew
05/18 - Prescription Drug Commercials All Alike
05/14 - Adventures In Stupidity: Hot Stoves + Fingers = Bad - 1 Comment(s)
05/09 - Chocolate Rootbeer Float = Bad Idea - 11 Comment(s)
05/07 - Kevin Plans to Buy New NVidia Video Card
05/05 - Kevin Blows Off Mike this Weekend - 2 Comment(s)
05/05 - Supid Pop Machine Out Of Good Pop
05/05 - New NVidia Video Card 5X Faster Than My Entire Computer
05/04 - Stupid People Should Not Play Online Games
April
04/30 - Frappucino Flavors - All Same Flavor!
04/29 - Fixed Guestbook!!!
04/28 - Moved Site To New Domain!!
04/26 - Got Off Lazy Butt, Did Something Useful
04/25 - Eraser Crumbs Do Not Taste Good - 2 Comment(s)


Articles from 2001:
December
12/30 - A Christmas Story (The Legend of The Cornchip Rat)
12/22 - Broke Laptop Today
12/21 - Why Desimm.com Is Not Finished Yet
12/14 - Bob's Black Metal Christmas Carols
12/13 - Helpdesk Definitely Most Stressful Job In The World
12/03 - Adventures In Stupidity: Another Monday Morning - 1 Comment(s)
November
11/30 - Morning Spent Reading The Onion, Laughing Butt Off
11/28 - Made Tons of Backend Updates This Week
11/27 - Ran Out of Tasty Cereal Today
11/14 - The Discovery of Audio Books
11/12 - Finally Made Admin Tool For Gay Press Releases
October
10/25 - Entire World Wide Web Responds to "My Logo Looks Dumb" - 1 Comment(s)
10/24 - The "Official" Mike's Web Logo Contest
10/22 - The Mystery Sue Unmasked!
10/19 - Article Written At 4:30AM Not A Big Hit Among Visitors
10/18 - Who is the mystery "Sue"? - 2 Comment(s)
10/15 - Finally Got My Site Up Today
August
08/17 - Caffeine Consumption Linked To Better Programming
08/14 - Madman Seen Running Wildy About The Streets of Ludington


Articles from 2000:
October
10/31 - Aquinas College To Increase Network Security On Campus Network - 1 Comment(s)


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Google Instant: Search for the now generation
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Cracking open the iPod Shuffle (photos)
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:47:04 PDT
Sleep less than 6 hours a night? Hello, diabetes...
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:15:22 PDT
Google launches "instant" search results
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:13:08 PDT
Your own PR2 personal bot--for just $400,000
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:37:11 PDT
European police arrest 10 alleged film pirates
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:55:14 PDT
Echelon pitches smart grid apps platform
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:51:42 PDT
DOE gives $8.5 million to grid infrastructure projects
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:41:43 PDT
Frito-Lay snacks on electric delivery trucks
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:27:52 PDT
Google Instant: Better but not revolutionized search
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:12:09 PDT
Scientists tap best lady-catching dance moves
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:03:09 PDT
iOS 4.1 for iPhone, iPod Touch released
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:58:39 PDT
Peugeot, Mercedes diesel hybrids en route for 2011
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:45:33 PDT
Amazon buys music download site Amie Street
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:42:13 PDT
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Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:39:24 PDT
Adobe warns of zero-day hole in Reader, Acrobat
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:34:59 PDT
IT job seekers tapping into social media
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OnStar to offer Facebook, voice-to-text?
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