LUDINGTON, MI - 2009-01-02
BY JORDAN RACEY
Nullset higher-ups Mike Malburg and Jordan Racey met briefly to discuss the fate of the long abandoned group-blog and humor site, during one of their innumerable holiday get-togethers. A transcript follows:
JORDAN: You know, we should resurrect the Nullset.
MIKE: Man, I haven't thought about that in so long.
JORDAN: You're probably good enough at programming to block the spam-bots now. You know, "type the digits you see in order to comment," style of thing?
MIKE: Yeah, I probably am. But I'm so lazy...
WILL NORDINE (from the other side of the room): You know, you guys could just get a Blogger account or something.
MIKE: Yeah, it'd probably be better than my crappy nine-years-old code.
JORDAN: I suppose. But people have much more sentimental attachment to the old site. Why not just fix it?
MIKE: *powers up video game system* But soft! Doth I hearest the mostest wonderfuleth sound of the Guitar Band Rocking Hero game series? I do! And be that not the Beastie Boys I see upon the set list? IT IS! O joy of joys! *leaps behind drum kit* NO! SLEEP! TILL BROOKLYN!
NO! SLEEP! TILL BROOKLYN!
JORDAN: *sighs, picks up guitar* NO! SLEEP! TILL BROOKLYN!
NULLSET: *whimpers, slumps back into its grave*
More on this story, if it ever develops. Which it won't. This is probably our final broadcast. Good-bye.
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