Die in a fire.  Seriously.  I deleted 18,000 spam messages from the database today, and had to disable comment posting because of all the spam-bot posting. 

Look, here`s the deal... At least try to do targetted advertising if you are going to spam this site.  Spam posts about new video games coming out, new Homestar Runner merchandise, or where I can buy mass quantities of mountain dew and pizza rolls for really cheap online.  If you did that, somebody might actually buy your crap.  But for now, it`s just a lose-lose situation.  Nice work.