It has been nearly a week since Nullset admin Jordan Racey returned from what he claimed to be five days in Rome.

"It was really cool," said a dog-tired and hungry Racey in a Nullset interview shortly after his arrival back in the city of York, where he is currently studying.  "We saw the Colosseum, and the Roman Forum, and the Vatican, and the Sistine Chapel - all sorts of cool stuff."

Others have taken a dim view of Racey's vacation, and have called for him to refrain from speaking about it.

"Now it's just getting sad," said fellow admin Kevin Gerhart.  "I mean, everyone knows that he's 'going to school in England,' but come on.  We all know that he's just hiding in his basement and logging on to Trillian at ungodly hours and not going to church or coming out of his house ever, just so he can keep up this charade.  Don't you think it's kind of suspicious that he 'went on vacation' while he's 'out of the country'?"

Gerhart then ran into his apartment bathroom, closed the door, and began to shout:

"Look!  I'm in Berlin!" 

"Ooh!  Now I'm in Canada!" 

"Oh, look at that!  I just got back from a month in Hawaii!  Man, what a traveler I am!"

"See how easy it is to lie the way he does?" said Gerhart, stepping from the bathroom.  "It's just sad.  He hides in his basement and just pretends to go to other places.  He could just tell me he didn't want to hang out with me.  I could take it."

Racey's younger brother, Tyler, had the following comments:

"If I hear him gloat one more time that he beat me to Italy and all its wonderful food,  I'm gonna drive a stake through his heart."