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Thenullset.com Finally Gets Decent Hosting Provider
PENSACOLA, FL - 2005-03-24
BY MIKE MALBURG, SUPREME OVERLORD OF THENULLSET.COM
Thenullset.com has finally gotten some long-awaited decent hosting, thanks to soon-to-be Pensacola, FL resident and area programmer Mike Malburg, AKA "The Great White Programming Blob".
Malburg, who has recently been trying to integrate with his newfound life in the city, had this to say of moving to the new hosting provider,"Yeah, man, this shizzle is off the chain! This sizzle is finally gonna be on a good hizzle pizzle minizzle! Fo-shizzle!!"
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The new hosting provider will supply the website with more hosting space, and more robust language support, to finally move the ancient site into the 21st century. Such improvements such as an ASP.Net rewrite using SQL Server are planned for the site. Other geeky things might happen in the process, but you stopped reading this paragraph already so I won't go on.
Now that you have skipped to the next paragraph, we would also like to inform our vast reader base that the site will be down for a day, or a couple days. Maybe even like 3 days, while files are moved to the new hosting provider and DNS changes are made.
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"Minizzle's will be all up in this bizzzle browsin this shizzle on such brizzles as IEizzle and Mozizzle Firefizzle!!"
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finally - 04/20/2005 12:19:50AM CST (04/20/2005 01:19:50AM EST)
Posted By: evan
THE FUNNY IS BACK ON THE INTERNET!!!
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Re: funny - 04/20/2005 02:16:11AM CST (04/20/2005 03:16:11AM EST)
Posted By: Jordan's Beard's Brother's Not-Really-Beard, in Holland
Huzzah!
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About friggin' time. - 04/20/2005 07:01:15PM CST (04/20/2005 08:01:15PM EST)
Posted By: Carey Duran
I motion that we rename the Supreme Overlord" to "the Lazy Great White Programming Blob" I mean comeon! how long can it take to get a website up and running?
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Fatal 3rr0rizzle? - 04/21/2005 02:42:36PM CST (04/21/2005 03:42:36PM EST)
Posted By: Desizzle
Glad to see the great white programming bl0b back in action. Well, virtual delayed write action.fizzle that is... : p
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And what about... - 04/21/2005 06:45:27PM CST (04/21/2005 07:45:27PM EST)
Posted By: Carey Duran
fixing this:
Fatal error: Call to undefined function: displaybottom() in c:\hosting\webhost4life\member\mikemalburg\thenullset.com\wwwroot\article.php on line 166
that appears on the bottom of my screen! I demand Justice!
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spoke too soon - 04/25/2005 03:29:55AM CST (04/25/2005 04:29:55AM EST)
Posted By: evan
when I thought the funny was getting put back on the internet I got really excited, and well, I guess I spoke too soon. I was looking forward to all the hilarious articles making fun of Mike and how he cannot properly administer his website. I was looking forward to at least 4 lists of the top 50 reasons why Mike sucks. I was looking forward to another article about all the wonderful things we learn from RPGs. I decided there are 2 possible solutions:
1 - the masters of funny lost their touch and have nothing to write about. (not likely)
or
2 - The section you use to login and post articles is still broken. (very likely)
so what I have decided to do is kill Mike until he fixes his website and I see a new article.
Mike, for everyday that goes by and I do not see a new article, I shall kill you.
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Grand Ole Hosting Provider - 04/25/2005 10:26:47AM CST (04/25/2005 11:26:47AM EST)
Posted By: V01D
OK, so I did speak too soon. From what I`ve heard, these guys are top-notch in hosting ASP.Net / SQL Sever sites (which mine is not, for those of you that are not computer-flavoured nerds). Apparently though, this top-notch hosting does not extend to PHP/MySQL sites, despite the php logo emblazoned across their hosting page.
But I digress... it really boils down to this: I need to rewrite the site in .Net - something I`ve put off a long time now... Hopefully my OCD will allow me to not obsess over (code) design too much (yeah, right) and just knock the site out to be functional. And no, you cant have my code for free when I`m done with it. And no, you cant have this site`s code for free when I`m not using it anymore. I am now coin-operated (as a fellow coworker would say) =P
--MWM--
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Time - 04/25/2005 10:35:46AM CST (04/25/2005 11:35:46AM EST)
Posted By: V01D
Oh yeah. and the time. Right. Uhh.... if you notice the timestamp as wrong... thats because the other hosting provider had a different timezone, and it was offset for that timezone. So.... yeah. I have to fix that... in several places.... because mysql 4 didnt support stored procedures or even anything logically like views... so... yeah...
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I will kill mike 2 times.....so far - 04/26/2005 11:13:58PM CST (04/27/2005 12:13:58AM EST)
Posted By: evan
so mike, it has been 2 days, get ready to die, twice....and then possibly more times after that.
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joining the dark side? - 04/27/2005 07:52:01PM CST (04/27/2005 08:52:01PM EST)
Posted By: Canadian Quarter
Mike! Are you really joining the dark side?
What ever happened to the virtous appender of doom who freely exposed his source to all those wanting a peek, and perhapse some who didn't?
I pray thee goeth not so farth as to removeth the right-clicketh and view sourceth option!
Hast thee lost thine way?
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And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.
from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15
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Eww I got some Mozilla on my shoe - 04/27/2005 08:38:46PM CST (04/27/2005 09:38:46PM EST)
Posted By: V01D
Yeah, you can have all the HTML and javascript and CSS I put out there of course :) But I digresss. I dont want to get into the browser wars, though. Ill save that for my up and coming ("real, official") Blog.
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