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Super Bowl XXXIX: Who Won? I wasn’t really paying attention.
LUDINGTON, MI - 2005-02-07
BY KEVIN GERHART
Super Bowl Sunday once again found Kevin herding a bunch of screaming/whining Jr. High students in front of a TV and trying to keep them from killing each other under the guise of actually watching the Super Bowl.
After experienced gained from the disaster of last years Jr. High Youth Group Super Bowl Party, the youth pastor and I both decided that it might be better to skip the whole Super Bowl party idea and just take the Jr. High kids to the Recreation Center at our local community college. Sara Hutchinson, the Junior High Girls Sunday School teacher and my partner in this Jr. High Youth Group asylum, disagreed. So, at the last minute we gathered together the kids that had showed up for Youth Group and transported them to my apartment for lack of a better place.
Since I know next to nothing about football, much less who is even playing in this game, I pretended to care about what was going on with my usually gusto. Invariably I would be asked by a Junior Higher, “Which team are you rooting for?”
Well, I would turn that right around on them! “What team are YOU rooting for?” I would respond. They would, of course, be only too eager to disclose their team favorite at which I would respond with some statement of just how lousy their team was and how the other one was going to win the Super Bowl. This would of course prompt them to leap upon my back pounding their fists into my head and screaming about how, “No, my team is better!” and “How can you like the [Insert Other Team Name]?”
This could get me into trouble when I happened to notice when one of those football people would grab that stupid shaped ball and run really fast away from all those other guys. I of course would jump to my feet screaming, “Go! GO! GO!!!” At this point some random Junior High kid would yell, “Hey, I thought you were rooting for [Insert Other Team Name]!”
The long standing tradition of Youth Group is that we never watch the Half Time Show, and after what happened last year it’s just as well that we did not. Since this whole event was thrown together on the fly, we did not have a devotional thought prepared for the half time intermission. However the movie, “Tora Tora Tora” was sitting in my DVD player half finished from the night before. I turned that on and much to my amazement, the kids were interested. I explained about the attack on Pearl Harbor and the reasons why it happened. One student, Jimmy, asked if we could skip the rest of the Super Bowl and just finish this movie.
In conclusion, I survived another Jr. High Super Bowl party and have 364 days to recuperate.
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- 02/07/2005 03:34:36AM CST (02/07/2005 04:34:36AM EST)
Posted By: Tasha
hey kevin! thanks for sending me this stuff. i like that you think of me and it's so weird/interesting/entertaining to see what is going on. PEACE!!!!!
ps--i didn't even pretend to watch the game. i blatantly refused to go near a tv that was playing it. stupid americans and their football. ;) but if i would have had a youth group to watch it with, especially if it was under your supervision, oh boy, sign me up!!! oh yeah and i love it when my "ps" is longer than my orginial comment. rock on.
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Avoiding the filth of Superbowl - 02/07/2005 04:15:30AM CST (02/07/2005 05:15:30AM EST)
Posted By: Jims Tattoo
I decided it would be best to skip the superbowl all together, to avoid seeing any type of oneupmanship from whoever this years half-time show was. I figured there may be some competition to show better breasts then Janet Jacksons, so I had to say "NO!" to superbowl. Instead, I opted for some good clean fun, by traveling to Bourbon Street in Mardi Gras, where you dont have to deal with a bunch of drinking football fans ogling over someones breasts. I mean, who would want to hang out with football fans?
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My report of the halftime show - 02/07/2005 04:27:26AM CST (02/07/2005 05:27:26AM EST)
Posted By: Mike Roberson
After last years "wardrobe malfunction," the NFL decided to use the last person on earth that anyone would want to see with their shirt off. That is of course Sir Paul McCarthy, of the world famous group the BeeGees. (I happen to be a big fan) As far as I could tell, there were NO incidents of lewdness amonge the all male musicians on stage, and I beleve the croud would have rioted/vomited, had the drummer lifted his shirt.
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Never say never... - 02/07/2005 05:08:27AM CST (02/07/2005 06:08:27AM EST)
Posted By: Renee
So I don't really like football.
My fiance loves football.
Since he has taken the time to learn about the construction of Medieval cotehardies and enthusiastically jumped into learning Gaelic and anything Irish, I have been slowly learning about football.
Last night, my athletically inclined roommate was dissapointed that of the six of us living together, she was the only one who was going to watch the game. In the mean time, Doug kept telling me there was still time to watch.
So at 6:00 I was in front of the TV watching the game with Caitlin. By the second half, Caitlin had fallen asleep and then wandered off to take a shower. And there I was, all by myself, drinking alcohol and watching the Super Bowl.
What has become of the world I know?
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Alcohol? - 02/07/2005 05:35:44AM CST (02/07/2005 06:35:44AM EST)
Posted By: Kevin Gerhart
When did you start drinking alchol?
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What SuperBowl? - 02/07/2005 08:52:59AM CST (02/07/2005 09:52:59AM EST)
Posted By: Evan
SuperBowl sunday......Warcraft sunday
I did one of those things yesterday. Superbowl...warcraft. Superbowl....warcraft. Superbowl...warcraft.
Well I guess its not a big deal I am a way higher level than Mike. you keep going to your "social activities" Mike, I will be so much higher than you, the game will just kick you right off.
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- 02/07/2005 09:11:27AM CST (02/07/2005 10:11:27AM EST)
Posted By: Travis
How could someone not know who's playing in the superbowl? I have been really busy at work and if you just turn the tv on for thirty seconds to any channel you are bound to hear something about it. The teams were the New England Patriots and Philadelphia Eagles. And of course the Patriots won, they have won three years in a row so far! I don't see why you didn't let anyone watch the half time show? What was Paul McCartney going to do? He's like one of the greatest men in music history! But anyway I'm glad you survived Kevin.. Just wait until next year!
Travis
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TV? - 02/07/2005 09:14:23AM CST (02/07/2005 10:14:23AM EST)
Posted By: The_Internet
TV, Is that kinda like warcraft? Because I didnt see anything about the superbowl on warcraft.
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TV. - 02/09/2005 10:27:23PM CST (02/09/2005 11:27:23PM EST)
Posted By: Jordan's Beard
Over here in Merrye Olde Englande, I managed to actually not find out who was playing till Super Bowl Sunday itself. And only then because they posted who was on Yahoo!'s main page.
It appears that no one seemed to care over here. It was kind of sad, in a small, non-commercialized-to-death sort of way. That and they seem to get rather angry at our appropriation of the term football 'when the whole rest of the world KNOWS it means *mocking tone* 'SOCCERRRR...'
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Thanks for the unnecessary vowels. - 02/10/2005 02:27:45AM CST (02/10/2005 03:27:45AM EST)
Posted By: Kevin Gerhart
Merrye Olde Englande... Classic. If you are really from England, Jordan, shouldn't you have some unnecessary vowels at the end of your name? If you dont understand this comment, click here
In conclusion, never mind the bullocks!
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Unnecessarye voweles - 02/10/2005 08:22:06AM CST (02/10/2005 09:22:06AM EST)
Posted By: Jordane's Bearde
Here they are. Can't nobody say Stronge Bade never done nothin' for the peoples.
Not that anyone will care ever, and you will all probably mock me for it, but there was a famous historian of the Goths (the kick-awesome barbarian Germanic tribe, not the whiny subculture that dresses in black) named 'Jordanes,' or 'Iordanes'...it might be a soft 'J.' I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.
That's for all the Anchorman fans who actually read to the end. I don't get to do phonetic 'soft J' jokes very often.
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Aw crap I missed it!! - 02/13/2005 03:18:25PM CST (02/13/2005 04:18:25PM EST)
Posted By: V01D
Man dont tell me I missed the stuporbowl again! Ahh well, I guess thats what I get for cancelling cable, so all I have left is to program and play warcraft... Oh wait... why did I EVER have a TV...?
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