Orange Beach, AL resident geek and self-proclaimed huge nerd Mike Malburg awoke this morning to find himself buried waist-deep in a recently delivered pile of boxes, containing clever novelty shirts and caffeine-powered beverages and other geek-related apparel.

"The last thing I remember was that I was downing about 6 Mountain Dews and, and just kinda surfin’ the web, checkin’ out various blogs and Slashdot, and a few geek apparel websites for kicks.  And that's about all I remember.  I just kinda blacked out after that"

Malburg was later told by doctors that he went into what is known as a "Caffeine Coma", a condition caused by not allowing enough blood to enter into one's caffeine stream.

"'Too much caffeine'.  Ha!", scoffed Malburg, "That's like saying 'My Internet connection is too fast!' or 'My computer has too much RAM!' or 'I have too many flat panel monitors on my desk!!'".

Included in Malburg's pile of geek apparel were various items including cups, mugs, t-shirts and a hooded sweatshirt branded with the wonderful C₈H₁₀N₄O₂ insignia he has come to know and love, wearing it proudly as a badge of honor.  Also amongst the pile were several cases of a beverage referred to by Malburg only as the "Elixir of Life", as well as a suspiciously geeky-looking blanket, and several other t-shirts to complete the ensemble, to help remove any remaining doubt that the occasionally anti-social Malburg is in fact a huge nerd, and a Super-Duper Programmer to boot. 

"What actually surprised me the most was not that I ordered this all without realizing it, it was that I actually submitted almost the exact same order for a lot of this twice, and so now have pairs of a lot of these geeky items.  Luckily, I was able to sustain myself solely on Bawls and penguin mints for several days until I had enough money to go out and actually buy 'real food' again that I could put on the trusty ole George Foreman grill.  It was rough."